Chinese Moments / LNY week
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1. Lining up in a mall
"What's going on here? What are they giving out?"
"I don't know, but everybody else was lining up!"
- If they ever want to exterminate the Chinese race, this would be how they could it, just hire a few of us to form a line and the rest will follow.
- Maybe I shouldn't have pointed it out, but hey, nobody is reading this except for me.
- ...and still on the fringe of LNY week, I'm almost okay with thinning out my fellow herdmate if it means that the battledome of the mall parking lot post LNY count down will have less cars in my car's way.
2. Grocery Check Out
i)watch the price screen like a hawk
ii)survey and do not feel shy about asking why someone is buying a bunch of something.
3. Going to a restaurant that NOBODY liked it because it was fairer than going to one where only one family liked:
- The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese by Christina H
"What's going on here? What are they giving out?"
"I don't know, but everybody else was lining up!"
- If they ever want to exterminate the Chinese race, this would be how they could it, just hire a few of us to form a line and the rest will follow.
- Maybe I shouldn't have pointed it out, but hey, nobody is reading this except for me.
- ...and still on the fringe of LNY week, I'm almost okay with thinning out my fellow herdmate if it means that the battledome of the mall parking lot post LNY count down will have less cars in my car's way.
2. Grocery Check Out
i)watch the price screen like a hawk
ii)survey and do not feel shy about asking why someone is buying a bunch of something.
3. Going to a restaurant that NOBODY liked it because it was fairer than going to one where only one family liked:
- The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese by Christina H