mercurial_g

of the week


There were these two douchebags riding their bike through the waiting area for the buses, and they bumped into an old man, when I caught one of them pushing at the old man when the old man when to confront them, I saidm "Did you just push an old man?", they immediately called me "China", and then they made kissy sounds.

Without missing a beat, I fired back, "Save it for your blown up doll!", they kept mutter comments at me while we were on the bus, but the moment of silence before told me I got to them.

Years of practice...;